Home

Advertisement

Fic: A Man of Many Faults

  • Feb. 1st, 2010 at 12:39 AM
Slashing
Title:  A Man of Many Faults
Pairing:  Holmes/Watson
Rating:  PG-13?
Word Count:  262
Warning:  Slash, slight angst, and a little swearing
Disclaimer:  All lies, I own nothing.

And I think you should know this. You can do much better than me. )And I think you should know this. You deserve much better than me. )

Sherlock Holmes fic

  • Jan. 28th, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Jake Anderson
This is my first attempt at Sherlock Holmes fanfic, so please tell me what you think.

Title
:  A Reasonable Man
Pairing:  Holmes/Watson
Rating:  PG?
Word Count:  197
Warning:  It's slash, and it's ever so slightly angsty.
Disclaimer:  All lies, and I own nothing.


The heart won't lie, no matter how much you want it to. )
Slashing
I'm sorry, but if you didn't see the subtext in this one, you weren't watching it right.  It was thisclose to being canon.  People have been speculating about Holmes's sexuality for years.  Personally, I think Holmes and Watson are both bisexual, with Holmes leaning toward men more than women.  Examples of teh gay:
  • Mary says to Holmes:  "I know you care about him the same way I do."
  • They share each others clothes.  Usually something you do with significant others or blood siblings, and see as how they're not the latter...
  • LOTS of stolen glances, as well as heated ones.
  • As Holmes reaches in Watson's pocket:  "Don't get too excited."
  • Holmes totally acts likes Watson's jealous ex or mistress.
  • They bicker like an old married couple, what with the whole "my dog/our dog/THE dog and my rooms/our rooms/THE rooms."
  • Holmes to Watson:  "You've never complained about my methods before."  It may just be me, but that sounds like it has a double meaning.
  • Holmes says to Watson:  "I fear my tongue will go soon, and then I'll be of no use to you at all."
  • When Watson is opening windows in Holmes's study:  "Gently, gently, Watson, be gentle with me!"
  • Watson is so trying to hide his feelings towards Holmes by being irritated with him.
  • RJD also said, "We're two men who happen to live together, share a bed, and wrestle a lot.  It's badass."
Also, RPS evidence:
  • In an interview, RJD said that Guy Ritchie would stop them and congratulate them on doing a scene that appeared heterosexual.
  • Jude Law said, and I quote, "Having fallen madly for Robert Downey, Jr., who is a delicious man both in private and in the workplace."

101 Men Better than Edward Cullen

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 2:17 AM
The Covenant
I don't know when, or how, this happened, but I'm so over Edward Cullen. I went to the midnight premier of New Moon, and it was fun, but I was not the giggly clapping girl. Thank God. This movie was about Taylor Lautner for me. Damn, that boy's body! No 17 year old is supposed to be that cut. I was kind of on the fence before, but now I'm totally Team Jacob. He's tall, dark, handsome, and he can keep you warm at night. Oh, hell yes. In the spirit of getting rid of Edward, I'm making a list, in no particular order, of 101 fictional men better than Edward Cullen.


From Jacob Black to Heathcliff to Han Solo )
Jake Anderson

I had so much fun at fall party! Adam was a great date. And we went out to eat before with Edgar and Hanna, which was really fun. My sisters all looked great. In summary: Fall Party '09 was a success.




Pictures of me and my date, etc. under the cut )


The Sexy List, Volume 5

  • Oct. 29th, 2009 at 9:27 PM
Edgar Hansen

Actors, singers, an AMA rider, and a crab fisherman




 

Pretty mens under the cut )

"Gay Boys Do It Better"

  • Oct. 25th, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Edgar Hansen

So, it's the time of year for a sorority girl (that's me...oh, damn, I'm having Amanda Bynes flashbacks) to find a date for fall party.  This sounds much easier than it is.  At least for me.  I'm going through my list of straight guy friends.  Jack has a psychotic girlfriend.  That's the end of the list.  Shit. I don't know any straight guys.  My list at this point was:

 

  1. Parker - funny, good dancer, knows all of my friends, freshman Pike (Pi Kappa Alpha).
  2. Edgar - the Edgar of previous posts.  Funny, smart, total Southern gentleman, good dancer, everyone loves him, senior Lambda Chi.
  3. Ben - nice guy, good sense of humor, very involved in community service and stuff like that, senior Lamda Chi.
  4. Chris - good guy, funny, life of the party type, freshman Lambda Chi.
  5. Will - very smart, really sweet, in my history class, easy to talk to, freshman Lambda Chi.
  6. Adam - so.  freaking.  sweet.  want to fold him up and put him in my pocket.  funny, good dancer, nice guy, junior Lambda Chi
     
I tell my friend Taylor my list.  Her response?  "So you're definitely asking a gay guy?"  Yes, damn you, I am.  I start asking around.  Parker's going with Courtney, Edgar's going with Hanna (which I had kind of assumed but hoped against), Will's going with Dixie.  That leaves Ben, Chris, and Adam.  I don't really know Ben all that well, and he's a shy guy.  Awkward.  That leaves Chris and Adam.  Chris tells another girl that he can't go with her because he's going to be out of town.  That leaves Adam.  He was my first instinct (after Edgar), but I don't know him all that well.  My sorority sisters Hanna, Mignon, Elizabeth, and Emily all told me to ask him.  Still, I don't know him that well.  Should I just ask Jack?  My friend LeAnn tells me "Everything involved in a party...gay boys do it better.  Dancing, dressing, talking, taking pictures, table manners.  Gay boys do it better." 

So, I decide ask Adam.  I have a dress.  I just needed the boy.  I could not find him anywhere.  I looked for him for two weeks.  I don't have any classes with him, so I don't see him on a regular basis.  I didn't see him in the caf or in the library or at the Lambda Chi house or walking around.  I told Elizabeth about it, and she was like, "Oh, we're gonna get this done."  Last night at the Lambda Chi house, she grabbed me by the wrist, told me she had seen him, and took me to find him.  He wasn't where he had been, but we finally found him.  I was standing in the hall, and she grabbed him and pulled him to me and said, "Adam, Amelia has something she wants to ask you."  I said, "Well, this is awkard.  Adam, do you want to go to fall party with me?"  "Sure.  Add me on facebook and send me the details."  Well, damn.  That was easy.  I just hope LeAnn's right about gay boys doing it better.

Sexy List, Volume 4, Part 2

  • Oct. 21st, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Jake Anderson
Actors, singers, a bounty hunter, and a wrestler
Make with the clicky for sexy men )

The Sexy List, Volume 4, Part 1

  • Sep. 29th, 2009 at 7:23 PM
Jake Anderson
We've got a comedian, actors, singers, and a soccer player.
A dozen hot guys under the cut )

I hereby love the Lambda Chi house.

  • Sep. 29th, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Jake Anderson
It's the only place where you'll see five hot guys in a grind line, and nobody gives them a hard time.  Some people are like "OMG!" but nobody says anything.  Yay tolerance!  My inner slasher applauds profusely.  And seeing Edgar dance with Parker later that night was pretty damn hot.  Just saying.

Well, fuck.

  • Sep. 26th, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Jake Anderson
So, for random real-life-ness.  My sorority (Phi Mu) is having it's Fall Fling, which is a barbeque, next Thursday.  The social chair went date-Nazi on us and told us to have our dates' names emailed to her by yesterday night.  Yesterday morning, I finally asked the guy I've been crushing on to go with me, and he said yes.  Which is awesome.  His name is Jack, he's in my English class, he's smart and funny, and he's kind of cute.  Today, I found out he has a girlfriend.  Shit.  These social/party/things are just-friends things a lot of the time, but I had hoped that maybe something would come of it.  The thing is, one of his friends says he has a girlfriend.  Another says she thinks they broke up.  Another says things are complicated.  What the hell?  I guess I'm just going to go to the party with him and have fun.  Maybe something will happen.  Honestly, even if he does have a girlfriend, it's unlikely that it'll last the entire four years that we're here, so I'm gonna keep hope.

Tags:

The Sexy List, Volume 3, Part A

  • Sep. 20th, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Jake Anderson

So, the letter C is gonna have to be split in half.  Too many hot men for one post. 
 

 

Hotness under the cut )

The Sexy List, Volume 2

  • Sep. 18th, 2009 at 12:29 PM
Jake Anderson

We've got bullriders, actors, singers, a gymnast, AMA riders, and a fisherman.  And they're all damn fine.


 

World's Largest Pic Spam )

The Sexy List, Volume 1

  • Sep. 16th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Josh Harris

So, I've decided that I'm making a list of hot men, A-Z.  Please comment and give me your opinions.  Also, let me know if you think I've left out someone crucial.  Oh, and please feel free to give me suggestions for the next installment.

 

 

hot men under the cut )

Chris Young Pic Spam

  • Sep. 16th, 2009 at 12:27 AM
Ferris Wheel

Chris Young is a country singer.  IMO, he's gorgeous.  He's tall, with broad shoulders and a deep voice, which is pretty much my recipe for hot.

 



 

Click for more pretty )
Ferris Wheel
Today, I was on the way to the post office with my friends Sophie and Sandra.  Edgar stopped us to tell us some stuff about Circle K and community sevice hours, and Sophie and Sandra were giving him a hard time.

Sophie:  "Edgar!  I'm gonna see you in like three minutes (he's the TA in her biology lab)."
Edgar:  "Great!"
Sophie:  "Lab's my favorite class."
Edgar:  "Aww."
Sophie:  "Not because of you.  You kind of suck."
Edgar:  "That's hurtful, Sophie.  Did y'all get my emails?"
Sandra:  "Yep. I deleted them.  And I didn't read either one of them." (In her sarcastic bitch voice)
Edgar: *Makes a "don't fuck with me" face
Me:  "Yeah, we got them."
Edgar:  "Did you turn in your service hours?"
Me and Sandra:  "No."
Edgar:  "Well, please please please do."
Sophie:  "Actually, Edgar I dropped out of Circle K.  Because of YOU."
Edgar:  "I think I just heard an angel fall and die."

We were walking down the stairs to the post office, and Sandra called up, "Hey, I hear you do one hell of a strip tease!"  Sophie and I hissed, "Sandra!"  She was like, "What?  I want to see it."  I responded, "I think this goes under the heading of things you just don't talk about."  I don't think he heard her, thank God.  I don't even want to know how awkward that conversation would have been.

You Know You're in College When...

  • Sep. 9th, 2009 at 11:45 AM
Ferris Wheel

My friends and I have compiled a list of stuff that college kids do/know/think/etc.  I'm responsible for posting it on LJ, Sue has MySpace, Sophie has Xanga, Sandra has Facebook, Christie has myYearbook, and I think somebody's posting on blogger and deviantArt.  Prepare for stupidity and randomness.

 

You Know You're in College When... )

Tags:

The Saga Continues

  • Sep. 8th, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Ferris Wheel
So, this is going to seem pointless at first, but I promise, it's relevant.  Every freshman has to do Foundations, which is a class-thing where 15 or so freshmen are paired up with a male and a female leader who help them adjust to college life.  It involves lots of campus activities and meetings.  Edgar (hot gay man, for those of you not playing the home game) is a Foundations leader.  When the freshmen arrived, our leaders had taped fliers to our doors with their pictures, names, and the time of our first meeting.  Some of the girls haven't taken the fliers down.  My friend Sandra and I were extremely bored last night, so we wandered around the halls aimlessly.  Sandra noticed one of the fliers, which had a picture of Edgar, and she was like, "Damn, that boy's fine.  I don't care if he's gay.  I can still look."  So at least I'm not alone in my insanity. 

I had a Circle K meeting today, which is the community service club I'm in with Edgar, Hannah (his best friend), and Angela (woman who's second in chain of command and also Edgar's good friend.  Side note:  she's awesome.).  Along with my girls Sandra, Joan, and Sophie.  And a bunch of people that I don't know.  We signed up for the convention next month, and Angela looked at Edgar, then looked back at me in a way that basically said, "Girl, you remember what happens at conventions (Edgar's strip tease, for anyone not paying attention).  That's worth $25."  I was gonna go anyway, but yeah, I totally signed up.  Sandra asked me what all that was about, and I text her the whole Edgar stripping at convention story.  Her reply, "I wasn't gonna go, but I sure as hell am now."  So then Joan and Sophie wanted to know what was going on, and the text was forwarded to them.  Sophie:  "This I've gotta see."  Joan:  "Normally, I would think that this was a bad idea because I've got a boyfriend.  Edgar's gay, though, so this sounds like a fucking fantastic idea."  Well, that's one way to convince college girls to do community service.

This just in:  My roommate, who I have not discussed the Edgar situation with, is on the phone, and she just randomly said, "All the dreamy ones are gay."  Muffled laughter followed.